- She was a close talker...:-) Réponse Enregistrer. On the other hand, there are some of Jerry's girlfriends that stick with you due to the hilarious and bizarre reason on why Jerry and they broke up. She refuses to believe him and Jerry has had … Jerry starts to date elaine's friend, Lisi (Julia Campbell). 2 notes. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis remained relatively quiet about why they broke up as a comedy team in 1956, except for a veiled comment here and there. That being said, some of Elaine's breakups are justifiable for any respectable woman and based on her personal opinion, which is … In this episode, Jerry thinks he has found the ultimate woman to have a relationship with until she asks him for help with her acting dialogue. NEXT: Seinfeld: 5 George Pick-Up Lines That Might Actually Work (& 5 That Never Would). The reason Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend int he episode is also hilariously tied to the Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas). When Jenna sleeps over, Jerry accidentally knocks her toothbrush into the toilet. Sheils sees that Jerry is not following her. Some are small occurrences and don't take up much air time. He gives her a long speech about how nose pickers shouldn't be shamed. One night, she arrives at Jerry's apartment with her massage table having come straight from work. The angle suggested otherwise and Tia dodges his calls. Sheils sees that Jerry is not following her. Jerry confronts Nina and reinstates their original break up for good. Jerry starts to date Sheila (Alexandra Wentworth) and they develop the annoying habit of calling each other "schmoopy" and excessive PDA. Jerry thinks he found the best girlfriend he could because she also happens to be a masseuse. Pertinence. There are only two times that Jerry comes close to getting married and one of them isn't considered a legal marriage. He soon starts to realize she is quite rude and irritating. Jerry and Meryl have to keep up the charade. At the same time, Jerry and Nina have a fight and break up. Meryl finds out by finding a nightgown at the dry cleaner's that isn't hers. Donna becomes upset that Jerry told George. But throughout the course of the show and her many boyfriends, she's made some questionable decisions on why she broke up with them in the first place. Seinfeld fans have seen many girlfriends walk in and out of Jerry's life, and his break-up reasons can be pretty hilarious. While trying to steal a photo of her from her bag for George, her man-hands appear and grab Jerry's wrist forcefully. I/we are just like you. But after mulling it over with George at the coffee shop, they both decided to be more mature when it comes to their relationships, so he decided to give her another shot. Could someone give me a top 10 list of reasons that Jerry doesn't last with the girls he dates? We discover this in the fifth season’s premiere, “The Mango,” when Jerry … This episode of Seinfeld will have you laugh on why Jerry isn't fond of his current fling. Before he can tell her, she is already using it. He starts dating Gillian (Kristin Bauer), who is gorgeous in every way except for one thing. I could probably come up with a list, but I think it would violate the bandwith guidelines for Answers. Tia witnesses Jerry picking his nose, when in reality he was scratching it. Jerry would rather get soup than follow Sheila and they break up for a while. A stand-up routine by Jeremy Kaplowitz is having a moment on Twitter this morning. Here's my story. Then, he took the shoes and left. And Janet, she got tired of hearing it, so... that's one of the reasons why they broke up. She refuses to believe him and Jerry has had enough. Tia witnesses Jerry picking his nose, when in reality he was scratching it. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. The only issue is that Jody (Jennifer Coolidge) refuses Jerry's advances and clues to give him a massage. Jerry can't bring himself to tell her and uses any excuse to not kiss her. He ends up trying to break up for ten hours to avoid running into the Looper. It seems to be working until Uncle Leo catches them and tells his parents. Later on, George spills the beans to Donna that Jerry told him about her liking the commercial. Some are small occurrences and don't take up much air time. Picking your nose has always been a topic of debate on its level of disgust in public. She has "man-hands." He starts dating an actress named Isabel (Tawny Kitaen), who Jerry is very sexually attracted to. A new soup stand opens up that has Jerry describes the soup as incredible. Meryl finds out by finding a nightgown at the dry cleaner's that isn't hers. Lisi finishes his sentence thinking they need to take their relationship to the next level. They then have a heated argument over the semantics and the commercial's ineffectiveness. He starts dating Gillian (Kristin Bauer), who is gorgeous in every way except for one thing. Jerry starts dating a woman named Donna (Gretchen German). While trying to steal a photo of her from her bag for George, her man-hands appear and grab Jerry's wrist forcefully. (Andrew D. Bernstein / Getty Images) The NBA has opened an investigation into the Clippers days after a lawsuit filed against the team and team consultant Jerry West alleged the Hall of Fame player and longtime executive promised, but did not pay, a man $2.5 … Jerry once broke up with a girlfriend over her "man hands." Believe it or not, Jerry's storyline for "The Phone Message" comes from Seinfeld's real personal dislike for the Docker's commercial. Jerry visits her at the Clavin Klein office to confront her. He has a battle with himself to decide whether to stay in the relationship for sex or to end it to save his sanity. Jerry sees it as an opportunity and tries to forcefully have Jody give him a massage. They then reconcile until a sewage pipe break causes dirty water to shoot out of Jenna's toilet wetting her entirely. They both start to bicker and get annoyed at each others habits as if they've been married for years. While dating his girlfriend Meryl (Courtney Cox), they pretend to be a married couple to get a 25% discount at the dry cleaners. Jerry has an imaginary chess game between his brain and his nether region. RELATED: Seinfeld: The Characters' 10 Silliest Reasons For A Break-Up, Ranked. Jerry is a bit of a germaphobe and likes his cleanliness. Elle m'a dit que Walt ne m'avait pas oublié, et que c'était la raison de leur rupture. While Jerry is dating artist Nina (Catherine Keener), she gifts Geroge tickets to a Yankee game. It becomes the main reason why Jerry breaks up with his model girlfriend Tia Van Camp (Jennifer Campbell). It seems to be working until Uncle Leo catches them and tells his parents. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. I've always wondered why couples break up. Jerry is afraid that Lisi misinterpreted him and wants to break up before things get serious. He ends up trying to break up for ten hours to avoid running into the Looper. Jerry recognizes the words from somewhere but can't put his finger on it. Watch Queue Queue. Jerry and Meryl have to keep up the charade. She refuses to believe him and Jerry has had enough. Jerry meets someone else and "cheats." Jerry explains his extreme dislike for the commercial. At the same time, Jerry and Nina have a fight and break up. Seinfeld is a sitcom that you can put on at any time of day and still manage to never get tired of watching. 5 Secret Reasons Why Martin & Lewis Broke Up By Serge Stevens / June 19, 2014 By the mid 1950s, the team of Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin was at the top of their game: They made 17 hugely popular films, regularly appeared on TV to staggering ratings, and appeared in live shows that became can’t-miss events in Vegas. Jerry meets someone else and "cheats." Watch Queue Queue Things turn bad as Donna says she really likes the commercial. Jerry and Jody break up because Jerry won't get his free massage. One night, as they sit on his couch, they start to discuss a commercial for Docker's pants. Jerry sees it as an opportunity and tries to forcefully have Jody give him a massage. Premiering in 2015, Superstore bec... 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"I was so distraught by what I thought was a near-kidnapping-and/or-death experience that I broke up with him on the spot," Amelia recalls. The angle suggested otherwise and Tia dodges his calls. He pretended to be interested to lure her in, and eventually strangled her to death. ), Naruto: 20 Wild Things Sasuke Did Between Shippūden And Boruto, Avatar: 20 Things Korra Can Do (That Aang Can't), The Quake Review: The Wave Gets a Worthy Sequel, Superstore Star America Ferrera Leaving After Current Season 5. As it turns out, she's engaged, but he's stuck accompanying her on a five-hour boat trip around Manhattan Now: Brull's most recent IMDb credi… On the other hand, there are some of Jerry's girlfriends that stick with you due to the hilarious and bizarre reason on why Jerry and they broke up. He soon becomes frustrated by her annoying quality. The show’s titular character, Jerry Seinfeld (played by Jerry Seinfeld, le duh), is Elaine’s first known serious boyfriend. The problem is the owner, Yev Kassem aka the "Soup Nazi" runs a tight ship and will deny anyone soup if they don't comply with his rules. She's obviously impressed, and desires to give old Georgy boy a call. She grew up with her eyes glued to a television screen or in a book. They then reconcile until a sewage pipe break causes dirty water to shoot out of Jenna's toilet wetting her entirely. Later on, George spills the beans to Donna that Jerry told him about her liking the commercial. Jerry visits her at the Clavin Klein office to confront her. She's smart, well-spoken, and has a good head on her shoulders. Jerry tries to get past it, but can only see her mannish hands opening his beer or trying to wipe his face. While in line at the soup stand, Sheila won't stop kissing Jerry when it's their turn. RELATED: Seinfeld: Jerry's Girlfriends, Ranked, Over the course of nine seasons, fans have seen many girlfriends and dates walk out Jerry's door. 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