[Kruger comes to George and Kramer. [Shakes the door handle and it comes loose. Directed by: Andy Ackerman. George: What about the Coast Guard? Kruger: George, I have to honest; I could go either way with you...but what the hell, we need someone, huh. You shouldn't even have books like this. Written by: Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer. Seems like a lot of pride there, a lot of tradition. Jerry's revenge date goes well, until he is reminded of the phrase "skin cancer." Here, ok I'm on the phone alright? Seinfeld Store. 117 [George looks at the picture and he is still there, but Kruger isn't.]. Relax! Sara: That's it, I'm out of here! Kramer sees the dinged up blade and tries to get back into her apartment, but he takes the knob of the door. You go to a fancy dinner, flowers... George: Yeah, you gotta do it classy [wipes his mouth to his sweater.]. Festivus Blog. Sara: Are you suggesting I somehow I infected you on purpose? Oh, thanks Jerry! [Walks off the couch. Clerk: Hey, I had to draw that guy from memory. To prevent crashing, the application must be run in the environment where Slicer started up (without all Slicer-specific library paths). Kruger: It says here that you worked at Play Now for four days? Elaine: Come on, come on kitty...[slice disappears] ooh...how about that; it worked! Jerry goes down to George's workplace and confronts the doctor about his hives. It first aired on November 13, 1997. George: What did you do here? Jerry: He looks like a Peanuts character. Let's find you an office. Elaine: Phone call! I am furious, I start screaming to these kids demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it; I grab their boom box and I chuck it in to the ocean. I gotta get home. Dr. Siterides agrees, but after Jerry accuses her of giving him hives, she bails on the screening. George: His personal file, I, I don't ask... Jerry: I don't know, this? Later, Kramer goes to her apartment to pick up the slicer; she fixes it and quickly shoves it out the door. This is taken 10 years ago. Seinfeld - … Elaine: You have a little thing for this fella'? Cast: Jerry Seinfeld....................... Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander.................. George Costanza Julia Louis-Dreyfus.............. Elaine Benes Michael Richards................. Cosmo Kramer, Guest starring: Marcia Cross [ Sara ] Daniel Von Bargen [ Kruger ] Larry B. Scott [ Arthur Milano ] David Moreland [ Mr. Parry ], Story by: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Darin Henry. You sneak that photo out of there for couple of days and get it air brushed. George: Say you, me, and Kramer are, uh, flying over the Andes. ], [Flash foto. George: Dr. Sitarides don't go! Elaine is still using the slicer and finds it very handy, until she tries to even her high heels. [Elaine's apartment. Jerry: Dermatologist? So if you'll stand up please and give me a big smile, oh no no no, not that big. Oh, come on! Seinfeld Characters. Kramer cleaning his slicer [Seinfeld - The Slicer] youtube.com; 3:24. Jerry: So again, I'm sorry. [Jerry, George and Kramer are waiting for the lock smith at the hallway of Elaine's apartment. George: And that was wrong, Jerry! Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: Unsatisfied by the quality of commercially cut meats, Kramer buys his own meat slicer, and takes things a bit too far. George: Did you dressed nice, did you do it classy? He said it was really bad. Kramer: Come on, this is important! Elaine: Kramer, my neighbor has a cat. George: Well, that pear shaped loser was me! See more ideas about seinfeld, slicer, seinfeld quotes. I'm not gonna betray that trust. You're insane. Buy "The Kramer" Poster from AllPosters.com Kramer Poster Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD Elaine: Umm, I'm not actually going straight to home, I have to first stop at the eh...circus, you know with all the...clowns. I use that on my face, hands and chest! Jerry: Am I? Do you have any idea how it feels like to save someone's life? [gives Elaine a piece of meat.] "The Trip" is a two-part story (the 41st and 42nd episodes to air) of NBC's popular sitcom Seinfeld. Seinfeld 2021 - The Slicer Clip 2. youtube.com; 0:18. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. This was the seventh episode of the ninth and final season. Kramer: He is just setting the record straight. Elaine is still using the slicer and finds it very handy, until she tries to even her high heels. It's like a grubby scrub. George goes back to the photo shop to find they put the boss back in the photograph as a cartoon. Here's what I wanna do; I think I can get a section... Kramer: Yeah, if I could crab my slicer and he'd hold still... George: No, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss... Kramer: It'll be operative thing, he would barely feel it. Jerry: Saving lives? That mole looks exactly as it does today. Here you go... Kramer: No no no. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. George: No no no no no, this has to be carefully orchestrated. Kramer uses the meat slicer to help Elaine feed the neighbor's cat; the power outage shut off the automatic feeder. is reacting to the poison she's giving you. [Jerry comes and shows Kramer his neck, which has red spots all over it.]. You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town? He has very strong feelings for it. I didn't imagine that! George makes up a charity. Images, quotes and excerpts from "Seinfeld" and other sources are included on this website under the doctrine of "Fair Use" where allowances are made to duplicate small portions of a large body of work for the purpose of criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Elaine: This jackass goes to Paris, leaves the alarm on. It's easy, you just...do it quickly. Album Season 9. Freckles that cover two men. George: I'll get him to see a real doctor. The tied took them out, not the kids. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Kramer and Elaine are sizing the space under the door.]. Chris Peterson adds that Kramer also used the name again when trying to obtain Elaine's medical records in "The Package". Elaine: I...eh...I got a piece a my heal stuck in a slicer. She is opening letters with the slicer and talking on the phone. Kramer: You really are cooking up a little scheme here, aren't you? [Elaine's apartment. This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. Kramer: You'll get used to it. You touched my face. Thorpe notes that at the end of the episode, George still appears in the picture if you look closely. A difference of two years. Kramer: Hey, our meat problems are solved. The lights go off. Kramer: He thinks I am. Just grab that meat and let's ride. [Watches the slicer. Sara: A joke. So what we'll do, we'll take this paper clip and bend it so it'll short out the entire circuit. Ok, Mr. Kruger, we are gonna take a photo now for the records. Kruger: Actually, funny thing about this photo. Elaine is having nightmares and sleepless nights due to her neighbor's inconsideracy. Contact Stan. Kruger: George, take a look at this photo. Kruger: Your background is impressive George, but how does it apply to what we do here, at Kruger Industrial Smoothing? It was written by Darin Henry, Gregg Kavet, and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Broadcasted: December 18, 1997 for the first time. 76 bucks, how often do I make...oh, I've gotta buy a book. Kramer: My blade is all dinged up. George: I forgot to ask you; how did the revenge date go? He mentions to George (as others have) that he sure has lost a lot of hair in the past ten years. Hey, and I couldn't find that stock room. Elaine: I know, I know, this is it. Elaine: I can't breath...I'm sorry...[Elaine wakes up] You're killing me! When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes You took out the wrong guy. Seinfeld Quotes. Jerry: You don't think she's just talking to me? Elaine thinking: Hmm, the world's best pizza cutter. gs: Marcia Cross (Sara) Daniel Von Bargen (Kruger) Larry B. Scott (Arthur Milano) David Moreland (Mr. Parry). 3 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – I call you pimple popper MD! Clerk: I thought you said you wanted to be out? ], [Monk's cafe. George is picking up the photo. "The Slicer" is the 163rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. [George leaves. Freckle's ugly cousin. Caused by exposure to benzene, a common ingredient in metal cleaners. Link to Us. Jerry: That's my hand towel! George: Eh, listen Mr. Kruger, I got a message from Dr. Van Nostrand and he says it might be wise to you to see another doctor about that mole. Wash it, dry it, move on! It's been beeping since 3:30 this morning. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: I've called everyone. Seinfeld Episode Guide. That's what dermatologists do. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? George: Alright, lets get in there. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Jerry is the hero. [Kruger leaves and George notices a photograph on the table: Kruger's family and George on the background.]. Elaine discovers she is trapped inside her apartment. Kramer is slicing meat with a meat slicer. George: When are you going on your next date with her? Sara: I enjoy the challenge of medicine. Plik Seinfeld 201 The Ex Girlfriend.rtf na koncie użytkownika narocz13 • folder Scripts • Data dodania: 18 gru 2012 Jerry: Why are we flyin' over the Andes? George: I just talked to Mr. Kruger, he'll be down in a minute. She's one step away working at the clinique counter! ], [Elaine is trying to get the shoe heal off the slicer.]. Maybe I will go down at Kruger and talk to her. Oh, finally, listen I need someone to come over here right away! Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. [Jerry throws the towel over Kramer's head.] Kramer: They've got everything there, Jerry. She leaves and Kramer, in his white meat slicing coat, steps in as the skin cancer doctor and spots a growth on George's boss. [Elaine is on the phone and the radio plays music very loud (Iron Butterfly: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida)]. George: That should be 14, let me just...[corrects it with a pen.]. George: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else. George: So I set up a screening, everyone takes their shirt off and click, I snap me a shot of a bear-chested Kruger. Kramer: Male mammal. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ], Elaine: These heals are so uneven. But after Kramer gets his meat slicer repaired at Kruger, the clueless Kruger mistakes Kramer for a real doctor, and Kramer does the screening anyways, posing as Dr. Van Nostrand. Jerry: I want the antidote, pimple popper! This startup environment can be retrieved using slicer.util.startupEnvironment(). Seinfeld Sounds. George: So now, the father is screaming at me, he's demanding that I pay for the boom box. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. I underlined the best parts. Episode no. Jerry comes in.]. Kramer: This hallway smells like potatoes. Transcript by Ethan Brown % Jerry and George are sitting outside. George: You can't tell him the truth, you're gonna blow the whole thing. "The Slicer" is the seventh episode of season nine of the American situation comedy series Seinfeld, and the 43rd episode of the series overall. Kramer: George, that's what he has and I have to give him a call. Considering, I think that's damn good. Jerry: Your whole building smells like potatoes. Jerry is going to go out on a date with a doctor that Elaine recommended, but the date is annoying when the doctor can only talk about saving lives. Examples in the script repository commonly use slicer.util.getNode() function for getting a node object from the scene. And take your Bronzo with you [throws the bottle to Kramer.]. Oh, and Jerry, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls. [Taps Jerry on the cheek and leaves. Cause I gotta slice. Elaine: Well, she's very focused. George: So, I guess I was lucky that I never tried that myself. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. George: Of course not! George:...and then when I saw the photo I remembered where I'd seen him; the boom box incident. [Elaine tries to push her alarm clock showing 3:30. I'll do your friend's cancer screening, because I believe in that, but as far as you and I are concerned; it's off. Kramer is feeding Elaine under the door.]. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Jerry: I think we might have one left in the stock room. George is picking up the photo.]. Fearing that he might lose his new position, George listens to Kramer's advice and plots to get hold of the photograph and get it retouched. →. You just stay away from this. Kruger: Well, I'll be...you have lost a lot of hair. And it's going in my chart. George: Kramer, this is perfect. This method is only recommended for testing and interactive debugging. Elaine is still using the slicer and finds it very handy, until she tries to even her high heels. That sound like you more than me. Jerry: Hey, I got a date with that doctor you met. George: Then I see my clothes floating out there. Just spent hour and a half making me feel, if I don't save lives, I'm worthless. Seinfeld Scripts. Elaine: Nothing...[heal comes loose and Elaine opens the door.] Seinfeld Forum. When you blew the power, we must've shut off the automatic feeder. Jerry: Well, I tried to apologise, it didn't go over that well... Kramer: Jerry, as the Bible says; Thou who cureth, can maketh ill. Kramer: Now you listen to me, you've got to find this woman and tell her that you're not a test tube pin cushion. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. Elaine: Yeah, the address is 78th West... [Electric buzz and lights go off and music stops.]. Kramer: You know, that happened to Lomez, so he blew his neighbor's circuit. Kramer: Well, he moved to a hotel and the cat eventually died. I'm just going over our annual report...boy did we take it on the chin last year. How's the life saving business? ], Elaine: You were right Kramer, this slicer is absolutely amazing...yeah, yeah...no no no I'll bring it by tonight...ok bye. George: Because, you're not a dermatologist. Kramer buys a meat slicer. Jerry's revenge date goes well, until he is reminded of the phrase "skin cancer." The Butter Shave Script Seinfeld. Kramer: Look at this. 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