Too bad this product apparently had little appeal. $27.99. If you have ever wanted to bring your favorite campfire snack to the breakfast table, then S'mores is the cereal for you. So high was also what happened to one’s blood sugar after eating a bowl of this stuff. Partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oils were removed from the recipe. Additionally, there was a variation called Extreme Creme Taste Oreo O’s containing Oreo frosting flavored marshmallows. Maybe it was just ahead of its time. Get G-Gnawing on them soon!” Yes, I will get right on that. Of course the cereal seemingly has nothing to do with Urkel, it’s just strawberry and banana flavored rings. It has its own mascot, Chockle the Blob. Enter the later added Slimer marshmallows, and his appearance in the ads. What I remember most about this cereal was the commercial. Waffelo Bill attempted to them round up, shouting, “Gidyap, gidyap, lil’ blueberry critters”. The variety is practically endless, and there's a cereal to suit every single taste. Sugary deliciousness! At least the Chief seems to like it. ... S’mores Crunch Cereal General Mills S’mores Crunch Cereal. To enable Verizon Media and our partners to process your personal data select 'I agree', or select 'Manage settings' for more information and to manage your choices. And that list doesn’t include the football players they eventually slapped on the box. To the delight of cereal lovers everywhere, Kellogg's recently announced that it's bringing back its fan-favorite Smorz Cereal in January 2021. The S’morecerer tried to entice you to buy it, but his magic failed as it was discontinued in the late 1980s. When milk was added, it would dissolve the powdered coating, and the resultant mixture would resemble in sight, smell, and taste a flavored milk. Children could actually play their own game of hide-and-seek trying to find the flavors as the surprise of finding out what was in each piece was the cereal’s gimmick. Now before you make the joke, did you know that the Cap’n was once promoted to Admiral? Hear us out on this. You could win free swag like Donkey Kong shoelaces. The cereal didn’t last long, and sadly the candy has seen better days as well. Once you’d read them, what was the point of eating the cereal anymore? Still, the cereal was good and missed only one thing, Slimer. These cereals were pretty much discontinued into the 2000’s but in 2010 they started to re-release them around Halloween each year for a couple of months. A Real American Cereal! Kellogg’s discontinued its popular Smorz cereal in December 2013, only to replace it (sort of) under its Krave line up. This debuted the same year as the cartoon series “G.I. Although the funniest part of the box is the unfortunate location of the Os on the owl’s anatomy. Actually check that, according to Cracko, “the whole family will go for these sweet twists of golden corn cereal.” Allegedly these where sprinkled with cinnamon, but I have trouble trusting that bird. Of all the Muppets, who would have though he would be the one to receive his own breakfast cereal? Information about your device and internet connection, including your IP address, Browsing and search activity while using Verizon Media websites and apps. Now you can play Monopoly at your breakfast table. And nothing says cool better than a scarf and aviator goggles! This just doesn’t sit right. In our Tribute to Fallen Soda, we mentioned OK Soda. Once upon a time, General Mills created a product line of five monster-themed breakfast cereals. At least that’s what they tell me it is. Everything seems to be infused with lime these days, from beer to soda. The cereal’s very short-lived mascot, H.T. Kids love Pop-Tarts, often eating them for breakfast. He wasn’t THAT popular, but I guess being a chef the connection was obvious. In a true injustice to cereal lovers, Vanilla Cookie Crisp was taken away all too early. And one has to ask, what’s more appetizing than chowing down on some Crunchy Loggs? Donutz actually came in two varieties, powdered and chocolate, but the former is what people really liked. So, naturally, Kellogg’s discontinued it in … The odd choice doesn’t exactly strike familiarity in the way a tiger, rabbit, or leprechaun do. Joe: A Real American Hero”, both of which were based on the popular line of military-themed action figures. The two were advertised together until 1970 when a no holds barred winner take all contest was held to see which cereal was more popular. 25 Awesome Cereals That No Longer Exist By shante cosme Shanté is a New York-based writer/producer who covers culture and identity and is the former Executive Editor at Complex Networks. Either version was basically an amped up version of the pseudo-healthy Rice Krispie line, so I’m sure kids won out on both incarnations. Which I guess means you’re eating the equivalent of jet fuel, or dare I say rocket fuel? Looked like bloated powdered Cheerios. Kellogg’s Smorz Cereal is back! Most reports say the cereal tastes very close to the original version. And I know the 60s were a bit adventerous and all, but really? Quisp won, and Quake with its no-frills stodgy miner (who later morphed into a cowboy) retreated underground. $3.11. [1] And there’s a disturbing lack of jagged metal Krusty-Os, flesh eating virus, or razor blades packaged inside. The box also turned green and overall it was a definite improvement. Bixby Beaver pawned off this strawberry flavored “ready-sweetened corn and oat cereal” on kids. A member of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch family (which for a time also included Peanut Butter Toast Crunch), the original French Toast Crunch was sold in red boxes and shaped like little French toast slices, reminiscent of the style of Cookie Crisp. Here’s a commercial to bring you back: And another of those let’s just pump out a cereal based on some fad in an attempt to make a quick buck. Crunchy Loggs. It was puffed rice with a light honey coating and advertised with a Hawaiian theme. There’s a whole subset of cereal based on slapping something popular on a box and selling it on name alone, taste be damned! I remember being enticed by this Golden Grahams rip off from 1984. You even got the traditional “Time to make the donuts!” spokesman, Fred the Baker, on the box. With a name oh so close to Hooters, maybe the design could be a little better. I’m also a little creeped out by the advertisement, which required one to make a robot laugh in order to vomit up boxes of cereal: The Hawaiian cereal that originated in Battle Creek, Michigan. Although criticized for having a very high amount of sugar per serving, the cereal was very delicious. Cereal is the best breakfast food. But it did come with Hysterical Postcards, which were mini-postcards involving Bill & Ted and their trips through time. The Freakies were made up of seven creatures named Hamhose, Gargle, Cowmumble, Grumble, Goody-Goody, Snorkeldorf, and the leader BossMoss. Introduced by Post, breakfast was never been the same after The Smurfs had their very own cereal. According to Blue Gnu, “Kellogg’s Kombos put more in your morning. Although it just gives you visions of Chef saying, “Suck on my chocolate salty balls.” I’d probably be better off not knowing what Mr. Wonderfull’s Suprize is, but apparently it’s a thin coating of pudding. But it wasn’t just a Hollywood creation, you could buy it too. Later on, they changed the cereal shapes to resemble planes, rockets, and planets. Waffelos also came in a blueberry variety for a short time. Neither succeeded, but at least Yummy Mummy makes your tummy feel yummy! As he would say, “I’ve come from afar to change your dish into a cookie jar! The variety is practically endless, and there's a cereal to suit every single taste. Saturday Night Live already established that the secret to all successful athletes are little chocolate donuts. In the mythology of the Freakies, the seven went in search of the legendary Freakies Tree which grew the Freakies cereal. I guess you can consider this an earlier forefather of Frosted Cheerios. And to get the great taste, you don’t have to steal it from Fred like Barney does. But the real allure was simply to buy something with the TMNT brand on it. Here’s what the ad looked like: Kaboom may live on, but its distant cousin Circus Fun does not. Here’s a TV commercial to further attest the banana variants actually existed: Ice Cream Jones pedaled these sugary treats, both literally and figuratively. Proving that even the strongest brand names will dabble in flavor variants, Kellogg’s added real banana bits to their standard Frosted Flakes line. At least the chocolate flavored version had brown cream inside, making it slightly less disturbing. It’s a combination of chicken, wolf, moose, and pig. I have no idea what that means. Another Cap’n Crunch-like cereal except with bright colored rainbow pieces flavered like fruit, Rainbow Brite sold out to the man to make a quick buck. In the 1970s he unveiled a series of flavor variants to meet anyone’s needs. You might also rememeber this ad: This one came in both a wheat and rice variety, and were actually just renamed versions of Rice Honeys and Wheat Honeys (which also went by the name Winnie the Pooh Great Honey Crunchers). Here’s a commercial: This short-lived 1970s sweetened chocolate flavored cereal came complete with safety stickers from Newton the Owl, which you can check out over here. The Moonbeams lived on the light side, represented good, and protected the secret formula behind Moonbeam cereal. Someone must be wearing the Bad Idea Jeans, because here’s another one. However, the two TV-inspired breakfast treats were a perfectly cromulent way to start your morning. It dubbed itself “a new (crunchy) force at breakfast” and was composed of “twin rings phased together for two crunches in every double-O”, or basically an eight. Because if there’s one thing that children love, it’s fruit-flavored World War I air aces. This is by no means an exhaustive list, there are simply too many cereals out there. It’s awesome to market your cereal as a euphemism for a variety of stimulant drugs. Awesome! I want my cereal ads to feature kids taunting poor rabbits, causing birds to go cuckoo, or plain theft like the Cookie Crook. And it’s for those we can only hope one day they are resurrected. Who didn’t sign up to sell this sugar coated oat and wheat cereal? Despite all the varieties of Pop-Tarts, the cereal only came in two flavors, frosted strawberry and brown sugar cinnamon. Who remembers Sir Grapefellow cereal? Made by Post, the cereal consisted of little chocolate flavored hoops with white sprinkles, or basically Oreos in cereal form. And not just cereal O’s, it came complete with sprinkles for a more chocolatey taste. Kellogg’s packed the “big taste of cinnamon buns in the fun size of cereal”, complete with a cinnamon tornado that will sprinkle cinnamon on every bun. In 1975, Klondike Pete’s Crunchy Nuggets were discontinued and the cereal that had existed under various names was finally gone. We and our partners will store and/or access information on your device through the use of cookies and similar technologies, to display personalised ads and content, for ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. The near neon pink frosted corn flakes turned your milk pink. Whether you want sweet or healthy or something in between, there's cereal for you—unless your favorite is one that was discontinued at some point.For many Because Post already had success with turning the Flintstones into a cereal, the Smurfs was the next logical step. The pieces of cereal were shaped liked cheerios and each box housed a free Freakie inside. Or so you’ve been told. Fans of Kaboom!, King Vitaman, and Quisp will be happy to know these favorites still survive, and can easily be purchased online. Even a relatively new favorite like Rice Krispie Treats cereal is still around. Well, at least somewhat healthy. Any mixture of sugar, grain, and corn was fair game and the more marshmallows the better! Launched in 1982, S'mores Crunch was, to put it simply, Golden Grahams with marshmallows. Let us know which ones you individually miss. Well, I guess they couldn’t call it “Shits and Giggles”, now could they? Cookie Jarvis was the cereal magician peddling this concoction, and it’s quite possible that the sneaky scorcerer put something very addictive in the recipe. The cereal itself was an assortment of existing Kellogg’s cereals mixed together, commonly described as the result of cereals swept up off the floor of Kellogg’s factory. During Body Buddies’ short time on earth it was marketed as a good-for-you breakfast treat. Seems like a lazy tie-in with no bits shaped like soldiers or guns or anything besides stars, but you did get comics packaged with each box. This cereal actually started as the red-boxed Marshmallow Krispieswith plain multi-colored marshmallows and eventually added “Fruity” to the title as the marshmallows morphed into fruit shapes. so surely there would be a Simpsons cereal. Eating this was a basically eating candy, and for most males came the stigma that claimed the cereal turns you gay. Smorz cereal was first released in 2003 by Kellogg’s. It also served as a replacement for the fallen TMNT cereal. Fans of Hannibal Lecter might remember this cereal also appeared in the original Thomas Harris movie adaptation, Manhunter. Here’s a sample ad: No, this cereal was not made out of wood. Of course Choco Donuts wasn’t the Captain’s first stab at a chocolate variety of his cereal. Like Nerds cereal and Dunkin’ Donuts, this one had two cereals in one. However, some later boxes featured the addition of pink elephants, orange moose, and grape apes. 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